Monday, February 7, 2011

Lady Fairest


 an almost completely true story...


Once upon a time in a land not so far away there lived a fair lady.  Lady fairest had hair oh so fine, and friends  who were oh so fun.  Lady fairest with her hair oh so fine, enjoyed frequently attending banquets of sort and dining with these equally fine friends at area restaurants and when not dining out, she would plan the most pleasant parties for her and her lover, and sometimes all her friends to attend.  When not planning parties she loved traveling.  To Bermuda, Bahama, Portugal and the Far East were just a few of the places she ventured on her travels.  Cruise Ships and Planes, driving through land with  her lover being chased by a Tiger, glorious zebras, lamas poking their heads through the window of her automobile, oh the excitement!

Although she loved traveling, and delighted in parties, sometimes her favorite part of the day was in the morning when she would awaken before dawn, fully rested and eager to begin preparations for her day by enjoying a very lengthy and very hot shower.  After bathing she would sometimes spend hours caring for her hair and applying beauty enhancers to her face ever so artfully.  

Her day would commence, sometimes continuing her art activities at an area beauty parlor where she would help other men and women enhance the beauty of their hair also.  It was a fun world of hair that she would float around in day after day and often drown herself in fountain drinks and take out cuisine from area establishments and diners.  

After a long day of dancing around lovely locks, she would re-connect with her lover for an evening of rest, watching all sorts of shows and entertainment from all over the world.  Sometimes they would hop from party to party with friends enjoying laughs over Italian pies, and more often the would enjoy a drink in the comfort of their own castle.  

And then one day Lady Fairest decided to have babies.  

The End.

2 comments:

lindsey said...

...and although those beautiful babies changed nights out to nights in and night parties to afternoon book-reading parties, when you're that great of a mom, you can't avoid the calling. :)

so i have no idea what kind of life change that is yet, but just wanted to let you know that you're kids are blessed to have a such great mom. love you!

Malaika M said...

Lady Fairest, you are sooo funny!!